"But we live in an age where we’re keeping morons alive in our gene pool by putting warnings on products that should not require warnings. The hotel I’m staying in has a hairdryer. On the hairdryer cord, there is a warning. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what it says. It says, ‘Warning! Do not use in the shower!’ Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a friend who wants to use their hairdryer in the shower, you let them! One less moron to be pissing in the shallow end of our gene pool and the rest of us can evolve into the super-species we are clearly meant to be. Don’t warn them. Let. Them. Go. Not just because of the whole electricity and water, but because of the very purpose for which you might use a hairdryer in the first place. ‘Me hair’s not getting dry!’ You’re in the fucking shower!"