I generally like to communicate my thoughts and feelings exclusively in screencaps and pictures of attractive people, but today dear, sweet Tumblr, I offer you bullet points straight from my life to you. This is so that you and I may get to know each other a little better. And so I can talk about myself, which I truly enjoy.
- Grace is my name. This is what I look like, if you were wondering.
- I attend the University of Sydney. Stalk me if you like, but I am but a needle in a haystack of hipsters.
- I’m a Philosophy major. I sit on the sandstone and talk with well dressed people about what it all means, man.
- I also take English, Gender and Cultural Studies and Film Studies. Sometimes I accidentally use words like “hegemonic” and “normative” and “phallogocentrism” in the real world and I feel like a wanker.
- I don’t do anything you didn’t expect I’d do. I read good books and watch good movies and the shit I like will change your life.
- I live in the worst house on a nice street with my conservative 68 year old father who likes Benny Hill and P.J O’Rourke.
- I have some classy, lovely and beautiful friends.
- I try not to go gentle into that good night.
So now we are all the best of friends! Swell. Feel free to return my greeting.